V-DayFebruary 14, 2011
You know what's really exciting? The fact that today, millions of helpless people morph into flower-toting zombies, gravitating towards ...
You know what's really exciting? The fact that today, millions of helpless people morph into flower-toting zombies, gravitating towards pretty boxes of chocolates and all that is red and/or heart-shaped. The most exciting thing however, is that they all fall victim to the sexy mass-consumerism beast out of LOOVE. Though I suppose it's a wondrous day for many out there as it is the one day that "If you love me babe you will spend excessive amounts of money on me. Hint: I like diamonds" can actually be said without any dire consequences.
As much as I like to scorn, I guess I can't really because I too, may have fallen victim to the cringe-worthy movement of sappiness. (Albeit my sense of pride is still intact I swear). The reason being...(see picture)
Before the snickering, I would like to say 3 things:
- Bitch, I CAN cook
- I make caramel brownies (with 3tbsp of baileys) for you because I love you
- I think I might be whipped
So anyway, despite the fact that V-Day is evil, I have realised that
- one visit to the dinosaur exhibition
- one really weird massage at a weird massage place
- one blister from wearing cowboy boots without socks and walking 10km AND
- one overpriced rickshaw ride that never took place
...are the fundamental ingredients of a perfect day- and they really compensate for the embarrassing things that I try to do out of affection...such as attempt to cook.
Much love! Also, dinosaurs are cool ok?!